plaid lemur

tinyclicks:

beeborg:

GUYS! I have a new best friend.

Are you in a bong shop?!

Holy apical bud, Batman—I think she is!

Those are retweets of a joke I was going to delete after posting, but then BeccaPiano and a couple others responded, and I shrugged and left it up there. I have NO idea what’s funny, apparently. I’m like that idiot in a meeting who says something out of nervousness, or some other need to sabotage his career, and everybody at the meeting laughs heartily.

Anyway, that’s the most RT’s I’ve had. Don’t worry, it won’t make me arrogant—it’s FAR too late for that.

It’s so beautiful. It’s been on the want list forever. (And the Willys in the background—I want that too)

Those people you see there?

They’re nerds.

Wonderful, beautiful nerds.

kimalah:

Via

“I gives you my first born for some icy cream.”

My Dad’s proposal to my mom.
Obviously, I come from sentimental stock.
(via aimee-b-loved)

My dad’s to my mom: “Would you like to be buried with my people?”

I shit you not.

What the fuck was that shit taking over my ENTIRE FUCKING SCREEN!?

You aren’t stable enough to handle 58% of the mouse clicks I make, but you feel you deserve to shove some BS ad (or some shit—whateverthefuckthatwas) like that in my face?

Really?

monkeyfrog:

halfbakedidea:

thisistheglamorous:

rillawafers:

Christian Conservatives Praying for God to Kill Obama - Barack Obama

America, I give up, you’re really bringing me down.

You have to be fucking kidding me.

I don’t think “for” means what they think it does.

If a civil war comes, they’ll be a little surprised at how quickly we Wily E. Coyote their asses.

It’s rest, ice, cold, and elevate, right?

If you saw thedailywhat’s post, then this is the REAL invention. Way to misrepresent my patents, buddy.